12 More Reasons Your Girlfriend Is Overrated

You’re putting gas in your vehicle one sunny afternoon when a car pulls in to the pump next to yours and out steps a fit, long-legged brunette your eye balls can’t tear themselves away from. She has a pretty face, no visible tattoos or crazy body piercings, and could easily pass for an 8. She slides her card and begins pumping her gas. Being the stone cold assassin you are you immediately open her and strike up conversation.
She’s receptive to your game and engages in a short but pleasant conversation. She seems kind and feminine so you number close her—successfully. Read More

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