If There’s A Mess On Her Floor, Then She’s Probably A Whore

She has dirty clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She also has clean clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She has empty water bottles, food wrappers, and Starbucks cups scattered around the interior of her car.
She has hair accumulating in her sink drains and, well, pretty much everywhere else too.
She has overflowing trash cans in every room of her house.
She has dirty dishes sitting in the sink for days or even weeks in her kitchen.
She has bathroom mirrors and windows that have no clue that Windex and paper towels exist.
She has carpets that see a vacuum cleaner maybe Read More

Source: Return of Kings

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