Category Archives: Sex Tips

The REAL Way To Measure Your Penis

Penis size is something almost every guy worries about. They think that the longer (or shorter) it is equates to how much pleasure they can give a girl. Wrong! There's actually a lot more to penis size than just how long or short it is – in fact, that has absolutely nothing to do with it – except for if you have a very long penis, you may end up causing more pain than pleasure. Here is the REAL way to measure your penis! Width vs. Length In reality, it's not the length of a man's penis that makes a difference to Read More

7 Blowjob Tips That Will Leave Him Reeling

Oral sex is one of the greatest sexual gifts you can give a guy, because they absolutely love it. Some men even prefer oral sex to any other type of sex, including anal sex and vaginal intercourse! If you're going to give your man head, you're definitely going to want to make it special. Here's how to give your man a blowjob that he'll never forget. Go Super Slow A lot of women try to rush through a blowjob, or just go fast because they think that the faster they suck on their partner's penis, the quicker he's going to reach orgasm. Read More

Red Velvet Cool Whip Crinkle Cookies

And now for something completely different… Every year, Jz over at A Reluctant Bitch hosts the Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza. And every year, I miss it because I'm so busy with the Top Sex Bloggers list (which is coming in just a few days!). This year, I remembered to sign up! I have an awesome recipe to share with you all. Red Velvet Cool Whip Crinkle Cookies 1 box red velvet cake mix 1 egg 1 container cool whip ¾ cup powdered sugar Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Fold together the first three ingredients with a spoon until you've got most of the lumps Read More

Pipedream – Not a Company to Support

It's no secret that I'm not a fan of Pipedream. They're one of the “Big 5″ companies, having been around for many years. They like to think they're a Mafia Boss the way they treat smaller companies in the industry. They take their ability to make mass amounts of sex toys every day and create so much crap. They're no stranger to misogynistic ad copy on their sex toys but their latest little stunt is above and beyond. I'm sure any of you reading this are aware of the big celeb phone hacking dubbed “The Fappening”, where dozens of stars Read More

Review: OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls

My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I'd sweated my ass off cleaning and organizing my garage. But it was not completely The Worst, because I had the LELO Luna Beads in my vag. They jiggled and joggled as I hauled boxes back and forth, reminding me that life was perhaps worth living despite the creeping despair that comes with realizing you own way too much goddamn stuff. Then, a few days later, I put in the OVO kegel balls, hoping to replicate the experience as I continued packing for my Read More