I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I moved, I re-arranged my life so that my desk only contains the most pertinent of sex toys. One drawer is reserved for glass toys, and guess what's inside? Three Crystal Delights dildos. Nothing else. Crystal Delights is best known for their bejeweled and tail-adorned butt plugs, but to me, they are makers of the greatest glass dildos known to man. The Star Delight is a staple in my toybox (used often as a reprieve, or finisher, when other toys fail), and Read More

An orgasm is one of the most earth shattering experiences for a woman. Learn how to make it THREE TIMES as intense with these hot sex tips! You're going to discover the most powerful tool for unlocking screaming orgasms from your girl – so get ready! What it is is actually quite surprising, because: It's NOT having a huge penis. It's NOT some crazy sex position. And it's NOT a pill, a toy, or a special “spot” technique. Nope. The most powerful tool for unlocking screaming orgasms from your girl is actually: Her brain! Why The Brain Is Such A Big Deal For men sexual pleasure Read More

GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. I'm here to tell you where you can get the best Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals on sex toys I have meticulously tested and can highly recommend. Best part: you can stay in your pajamas! If you've been waiting to buy something I raved about, now is probably the time. Discounts like these don't happen on such a grand scale at any other time of the year. Some toys will sell out, too, so if there's something you want, don't delay. So far I have deals from GoodVibes, Lovehoney, Early to Bed, LELO, SheVibe, Tantus, Fleshlight, Babeland, Sliquid, Read More

We need to talk about what's happening with LELO. For about three years now, they've been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces of shit topped off with pretentious marketing. It began in 2011 with Lyla, a remote-controlled egg that only responded when I pointed the remote directly at my vulva. The Smart Wands, in 2012, included “technology” which caused them to fail at inopportune moments. 2013 brought us Ida, easily the most functionally deficient LELO toy I've ever tried (that's putting it mildly), and the useless Hula Beads. This year, we were blessed with Ora, an “oral sex” simulator, which has been Read More

Ugh, okay everyone, I have a very unsexy situation happening in my life right now and would love your advice! This week, I'm holding a Thanksgiving for people who do not have a place to go (friends who can't get off work in time to travel far, students who aren't going home, etc.). Originally, back in mid-October, we told our friends about it and also said, “If you have any other friends who will be alone on Thanksgiving, just let us know and they can come too.” Then Halloween happened. We invited about 10 friends over for a party and extended the Read More