Read part one, Creamed, here. As I recounted the story of my mutual masturbation experience in college, his hand traveled farther up my leg, under my skirt, until his fingers were rubbing my pussy. He licked his lips, as I paused to take another sip of my rum and Coke. “So…did you fuck her?” he asked. I blushed, “No. We both ended up being a little to shy to make the first move.” He groaned. “So you just masturbated together and went your separate ways? Lame.” “I guess I'm lame then!” “What if you had a second chance?” “Hm?” “Well, I assume you're a lot braver now than Read More

Tenga asked me to review their new insertable line, the Iroha Minamo and Iroha Mikazuki, the sisters to Tenga Iroha's original debut trio of “soft touch” clitoral vibes, the Midori, Yuki and Sakura. This is one of those times where a reviewer needs to be objective and look beyond their own preferences. The Iroha Minamo is not something that I personally would be drawn to, but I have had many people ask about a gentle, soft, pliable silicone vibrator. A number of people with vaginas dislike silicone vibrators because too often they're a hard plastic vibe with a silicone skin Read More

OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant effort. It's a line of less expensive rechargeable toys that do not care whether you're blasting Meatloaf. Usually, for a rechargeable vibrator, you'll spend at least $90, and up to $200 depending on size, functionality, and arrogance of the brand. In the Lovelife line, you can get a rechargeable vibe for as low as $59. Which is not to say that you should — each toy falls in a very different place on the scale of Read More

Seven years ago, I decided to honor my favorite sex bloggers by posting a list of them on my site. That little list has become something that I (and I hope you) look forward to every year! Today, nominations are open for the Top Sex Sex Bloggers List of 2014! (Note: nominations are also still open for Sex Blogger Post of the Year, where we're celebrating individual blog posts in three categories – click here to nominate your favorite posts if you haven't already.) This year, we have a few awesome sponsors! Check out their banners on the sidebar. This list Read More

I think I'll always have a love-hate relationship with porn. On one hand, I love it. I first started watching porn when I was in high school and could sneakily look at naughty, albeit blurring, pictures after my parents went to bed. Today, I still enjoy porn and would rather masturbate with porn than without. On the other hand, I hate it. The expectations porn gives to men and women is disheartening. I don't look like those girls (I'm not small like a general porn star, but not as big as most of the BBW porn stars). It's unrealistic, and some men Read More