There comes a time in every player's journey–generally towards the very beginning–when he realizes that women's collective perception of him is not favorable. Recall that most women will treat a man the exact same way as most other women, which is entirely based on how their vaginas feel around him. In that light, the young slayer-to-be has come to the realization that dry vaginas around him means loneliness, bitterness, anxiety, anger and self-doubt. Being a male and therefore capable of connecting cause to effect, the young man decides to alter his presentation, body, haircut, belief system, and whatever he must change Read More

You're putting gas in your vehicle one sunny afternoon when a car pulls in to the pump next to yours and out steps a fit, long-legged brunette your eye balls can't tear themselves away from. She has a pretty face, no visible tattoos or crazy body piercings, and could easily pass for an 8. She slides her card and begins pumping her gas. Being the stone cold assassin you are you immediately open her and strike up conversation. She's receptive to your game and engages in a short but pleasant conversation. She seems kind and feminine so you number close her—successfully. Read More

You've seen the public service announcement before. An inebriated man stumbles out of a cocktail bar with a group of coworkers after having one too many. He fumbles for his keys and gets behind the wheel. He doesn't notice the police officers blended seamlessly into the surrounding buildings. After swerving a couple times, the driver pulls into a DUI roadblock. Busted. The narrator proclaims “They'll see you, before you see them.” The PSA ends with the crestfallen man in the back of a police cruiser, and the final stated admonition of “Drive Sober, or Get Pulled Over.” There are many others like Read More